It is with great joy that I announce the newly appointed
director of the Covfefe FBI: Byron Katie. Thank you Byron Katie for your
service.
Byron Katie’s Work for the Covfefe Federal Bureau of Inquiry
is effective immediately. Her primary objective is to bring all people back to
Covfefe: back to Love, Peace & Joy.
Byron Katie is authorized to enter hostile territory such as
the State of Fear, Cape Condemnation, the Sea of Sorrow and the Town of Terror
to retrieve the minds that got stuck there. Byron Katie does this through
gentle inquiry. It is tremendous.
The website for the Federal Bureau of Inquiry is www.thework.com. People that are lost
outside of Covfefe in states of despair, anxiety, worry, frustration, anger,
grievance, hatred, pain and sorrow are encouraged to seek assistance there.
Covfefe leaves no man, woman, gender fluid, transgender
and/or gender neutral behind.
I am terrible at The Work of Byron Katie myself. True story:
That’s why I hired the professional:
Byron Katie did not actually agree on taking the job,
but that’s okay because life happens for her, not to her. So we’re good. It is
true.
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