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| Covfefe and not too Covfefe |
Emperor Trump started his epic adventure in the United
States of Fear, where he visited the Town of Terror. There he delivered a
speech to the House of Horrors.
He then crossed the Sea of Sorrow to the Isle
of Insanity where he met an old friend at the Beach of Bigotry.
He took his high horse to the Repulsive Republic of
Self-Righteousness where he played golf in the Valley of Vanity. He rowed his
boast down the Raging River of Revenge, humming “Life is but a Nightmare”.
He traveled to the Gulf of Greed somewhere in or around the
Middle East. They have a Failing Wailing Wall. It is a really bad wall, totally crooked. Sad.I believe it is near the Bay of Bully which borderlines the Hellholes of Hatred at the Foothills of Hubris. You can probably find it on Google Earth. While we still have an earth. It is true.
He climbed the Mountains of Misogyny and the Peaks of
Self-Pity. He visited the Great Volcano of Vulgarity, accompanied by his loyal,
yet short-lived crush the Mooch.
Together they wandered the Streets of Stupid
and visited landmarks like the Arch of Arrogance and
the Cocaine infested Cave of Conceit. He bought a Casino in ScarCity. As a souvenir. It is
fantastic.
The highlight of his trip (so far) was the Pinnacle of
Paranoia where he took a swim in the Puddle of Psychosis. It is true.
Currently
he is on a Fast and Furious Road-trip to North Korea, where he’ll have a play
date with a playmate. Tremendous fun.
May Covfefe save us all.
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