The Prophesy

This is the most important part of the Covfefe Revelations. It is huge. It is so big, I couldn’t believe it. It is true. I thought to myself, this can’t be so. But it is so. It is unbelievable. It is tremendous.

The United States of Covfefe is a Constitutional Monarchy. I know words. Big words, like constitutional and monarchy. It means that Covfefe is a Kingdom. Some call it the Kingdom of Heaven, but on earth. Heaven on Earth. That’s how huge this is.

Like every Kingdom, Covfefe has a Sovereign. This is where it gets really creepy. I couldn’t believe it when I heard it. But I received this information from an extremely credible Source. An incredible Source: Source. It is fantastic.

The Sovereign of The United States of Covfefe is He Who Gave us Covfefe: Emperor Donald Trump.

GASP! It is true. The Covfefe Faith perceives Donald Trump as a messianic figure who will lead a future golden age of eternal peace, righteousness, and prosperity

It is true.

Some people say that Emperor Donald Trump is a reincarnation of Haile Selassi, but orange.

Other people say he is related to the Dutch Monarch, King Willem-Alexander van Oranje-Nassau.

The resemblance is striking.

It is true.

The Sovereign of Covfefe is currently on vacation outside of Covfefe. This is the greatest world tour an Emperor has ever made. It is of historic proportions. The Fake News won’t report on this epic journey. Unfair! Critics say it is a bad trip. I know a lot of bad people. They are all bad.

It has been foretold that when enough people choose Covfefe First, Emperor Trump will return to his people. He will usher in the Age of Covfefe, aka Global Peace and Heaven on Earth. Emperor Trump will announce his True Self by way of tweeting #IAmCovfefe. It is tremendous.

It has been foretold that it will be at that time that he is dragged to a mental hospital for psychiatric evaluation. Fear not! After three days of scrutiny and flashing Rorschach inkblots, he will be released based on the conclusion that “he is finally making some sense”.

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