The Covfefe Party

Covfefe has only one party. It is the Local Milk People Party. It is a great party. We like to party. We have the best parties. Our parties are huge. They draw the biggest crowds. They are enormous.

Huge crowds at the First Covfefe Rally in Woodstock, Upstate New York, USA, 1969

The Covfefe political agenda is the greatest:

Global Peace & Heaven on Earth

It is tremendous. It is the best political agenda in history. Without it we are history. It is true.

You should check it out.

The Covfefe Party has merchandise. It is the best merchandise. It is mostly made of China. It is true. We have the best China. You should order some. Free shipping from China.

We have a slogan. It is the best slogan. 

Covfefe First: Be Covfefe above anything else and serve your neighbor Covfefe. 

Google translate: Be Love above anything else and serve your neighbor with compassion.

It is true.

Our slogan is so great, even Jesus used it. Not many people know this. We should sue him for infringement. We would win. We are winners. It is true.

We have a great base. Our base is huge. We don't do trains. Trains are for losers. We are on the bus. The Covfefe Bus. It is a great bus. You are either on the bus. Or you are off.