The Covfefe Faith

The Covfefe Faith is the best and biggest religion. It is huge. It is the most popular religion of all times. Everybody is talking about it. Not the failing Fake Media. They don’t report it. It is true. It is a true religion. It is so true, that even I believe it. It is tremendous.

The Covfefe Faith rests on four pillars. I like to call them towers. Somebody told me that towers are bigger than pillars. Big is good. Goodness is the first pillar. That’s how good Goodness is. Number one pillar. It’s true. It is a fantastic pillar. It is huge. You should check it out.

The Four Pillars of the Covfefe Faith

1. Faith in Goodness

There is a Source of Goodness at the heart of everything. Like, all things. Some people call this God. I know God. We grew up together. It is true. And God saw that it was good. Like, everything. Not just the obvious good things, everythings. It’s tremendous.

An 'extremely credible Source' told me that this Source of Goodness is even at the heart of people. Ordinary folks like you and me. Not just the good dudes. All people. I know a lot of people. Mostly local milk people. They are all good people. It is true.

 

2. Faith in Unity

Guess what, people? We’re in this cosmic soup together. It is like we breathe the same air and live on the same planet. You know. Let that sink in for a minute. This is an amazing moment. It is huge. It is tremendous. Source is at the heart of everything and everybody. No separation between Source and out-sourced. No separation between Creator and created. No separation between any of the parts. This is fantastic. It is absolutely huge. It is so huge, it is infinite. That’s how huge this is. It is true. Absolute truth.

3. Faith in Choice

Humans are free will beings, you know. I said to God, I said. Don’t do it. That’s what I said, it is true. God and I go way back. We grew up together. But God didn’t listen. SAD! God persisted and gave humanity free will. So people made bad choices. Because they are losers. I inherited a mess. And you know what God said? God said humanity will eventually choose goodness. I said, you have forever? And God said: yah. God knows words. Big words. Like yah. It is true.

4. Faith in Justice

So we have this really great Justice System. It is infallible. That is how great it is. Like, it works every time. We have laws. Great laws. These laws are tremendously just. So just that it is just too funny. Some folks call it Karma. Other folks call it “as you give, so shall you receive” and “what goes around, comes around”. Some people call it the Law of Attraction. This law is really attractive. It is just nice and firm. It is a law so firm that is in good shape. That’s how firm this law is. It is fantastic. You should try it sometimes.